Saturday, July 08, 2006

We're the Only Ones Evident Enough

The State Police have launched an investigation into whether Harvey Mayor Eric Kellogg and other officials in the south suburb were involved in the disappearance of a gun in a criminal case, law enforcement sources said Wednesday.
Corruption in Harvey? Impossible!

[Thanks to HZ]

[More from "The Only Ones" files...]

We're the Only Ones Barefoot in the Park Enough

Reserve deputy Jon Barefoot parked his Jeep Cherokee near the building before going on duty beginning Monday night.

When he returned to the car Tuesday at about 7 p.m., after working an unpaid security detail for the parade, he found a window of his Jeep had been cut, according to reports filed with the Bloomington Police Department.

Missing from the vehicle were an IMI Baby Eagle 9mm handgun, a pair of handcuffs and the Jeep’s CD player.
Another gun "on the street," courtesy of "the Only Ones."

Eric Harris: Gun Control Poster Boy

Noting that, "a school is no place for a gun," Harris concluded that the use of metal detectors and an increased police presence "are a great start to fight against guns in school."
I can't think of a more expert and appropriate spokesman for "gun control" in schools. And you'll never guess who agrees with you, Eric...

Blagojevitch "Older and Wiser Today"

"Had my dad immigrated to the southern part of the state, instead of being a steelworker, he'd have been a coal miner, and I probably would have grown up instead of shooting hoops at the playground, shooting rifles and hunting," said Blagojevich, appearing in casual dress outside the state-funded $50 million World Shooting and Recreational Complex that his administration championed.
I've never heard a politician pander for votes by claiming to be an accident of birth before.

Hopefully, there are enough Bill of Rights voters to overcome the Fuddites so that Blago is older and unemployed tomorrow.