Wednesday, July 19, 2006

We're the Only Ones Eating Cake Enough

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A Clarke County sheriff's deputy's gun was stolen late Saturday or early Sunday while he was attending a birthday party for another deputy on Smokey Place, Athens-Clarke police said.

The deputy was off duty when he went to his co-worker's house off Smokey Road in northern Clarke County for her party Saturday night, and during the celebration he loaned his truck to the other deputy's teenage son so he could go to the store...On the way to the store, the teen picked up an 18-year-old neighbor...
So the cop sets the whole scenario up and now they want to prosecute the neighbor kid?

I hope he pleads he just found a gun left unsecured and didn't steal it at all--but just gave it to a responsible adult--his mother-- to return to the police. Note no charges have been filed against the officer--as they would be against any one of us--for leaving an unsecured gun out for the taking while he goes off and parties.

[More from "The Only Ones" files...]

Sticky Fingaz Shows it Pays to Only Have "Illegal" Gunz

Rapper/actor STICKY FINGAZ is breathing a sign of relief after escaping gun-possession charges in a New York City court...[he] was arrested...after a housekeeper told police the hip-hop star had left a loaded gun in his room at the Flatotel hotel in Manhattan.
However, prosecutors dropped the case against the rapper...because there was no proof the weapon belonged to the star.
I guess checking it for sticky fingaprintz wouldn't be enough...

Boy, if this doesn't throw all gun registry arguments out the window...

Gun Goes Off...

...all by its own self...

Bullet Goes Off...

...all by its own self...

US Guns Go Off on Jamaicans...

...all by their own selves...

Canadian Jamaicans Go Off on Each Other...

...all by their own selves...