Friday, April 06, 2007

We're the Only Ones Scalping Enough

Eight city police officers who used World Series tickets seized from scalpers were suspended without pay for 14 days and may lose up to $20,000 each in wages from reduced rank, Chief Joe Mokwa announced this afternoon.

He said what they did was "intolerable" but added that they are "not thieves" and "can be redeemed."
No, of course they're not, Chief. They're "Only Ones."

[Via Declan, via The Agitator]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Theft doesn't make them thieves because they're the Only Ones. Orwell would laugh to keep from crying.