I guess some people's "sick" is other people's "gifted." Anyway, the line didn't come from me.
I thought the Emotional Marketing Value Headline Generator might prove useful to fellow bloggers and others looking for a way to punch up post titles. Still, how any computer program could assign these words to the "Intellectual" category is beyond me--but I do understand how they'd appeal to people "in the fields of education, law, medicine, politics... "
It took me a couple tries to get my score over 50--I'd be curious to know what word sequence will beat 75, and wonder what a perfect 100 would look like. If anybody has the time...
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hmmm ... first try got me a 75% ... off the top of my head I typed: "Car Wash at Macy's"
How about 110%??
Try putting THIS in...
"You want premiums opportunities today Easy money Free computer Happy family New baby Lovely dreams We are always the solution"
"Free" - 100%
"You want me to feel you baby" - 100%
"This opportunity sucks" - 100%
"Iraq Golden Opportunity" - 166.67%
And....
"Opportunity, Opportunity, Opportunity" - 300%!
I got 125% with "Toddler Body Eats Bomb". At least for short headlines, it doesn't seem to attempt to find "emotional impact" in combinations of words, just in individual words. In a word--lame (incidentally, that's a 0% headline)
Well put ME to shame...I guess I can hang up the keyboard now and turn it over to you guys.
I figured they'd like it if I thought like a Marxist, so I put in "Great People's Victory" and hit 100% on the first try.
And for comparison, most professional copywriters' headlines will have 30%-40% EMV Words in their headlines, while the most gifted copywriters will have 50%-75% EMV words in headlines, and devout Communists will have nearly 100% EMV words in their headlines.
It seems to favor The Only Ones
Save Children = 0%
Police Save Children = 33.33%
Citizen Saves Children = 0%
Armed Citizen Saves Children = 25%
Armed Police Save Children = 50%
"God Hates You"
Ready for the score?
66.6%
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Robb,
I HAD to try that.
66.67%
Spooky!
"Firearms Will Save You" - 75%
"Guns Kill" - 0%
"Anti-Christ Enthusiastically Endorses Hillary" - 75%
"Firearms Owners Score High on Intelligence Tests" - 42.86%
"Brady's Apologize and Proclaim 'We Were Wrong'" - 42.86%
"Congress Knows What is Good For You" - 28.57%
"Time Spent On Tests Like Cost American Companies Billions" - 40%
"I should be producing income instead of screwing around" - 33.33%
"America" - 0%
"Iran" - 100%
"Iraq" - 200%
"Police" - 100%
"thief" - 100%
"police eat dead bodies" - 100%
"kids eat dead bodies" - 100%
"Free Results" - 100%
"Free Guns" - 50%
My personal response to those is _quite_ different. As said: lame.
"In Soviet Amerika, emotional generators value YOU!"
77.77%
-Anonymous-
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