Thursday, April 10, 2008

If It's Any Consolation

If It's Any Consolation, I Am Going To Shoot Myself After I Kill All Of You
True, The Onion is a satire site. But I thought they were supposed to be funny.

If it's any consolation, I don't think this will inspire too many who mistake it for a real editorial to disarm.

[Via SameNoKami]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

No, not funny at all...but Mr. Teach who wrote this unfunny bit should keep in mind there are those of us out here who at first clear indication of shooting would produce, voila~, a concealed handgun and pop him with a non-mark-of-the-beast branded hollowpoint and put a quick stop, as quick as possible, to his unfunny plan...and he can't possibly know which of us will do it.
The Onion site wouldn't let me leave this comment there, so I'll leave it here! :-)
Doug in Colorado

Anonymous said...

As William Norman Grigg remarked,
we live in transparodic times.
cycjec