Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Take Your Stinking Paws Off Him, You Damned Dirty Apes!

Hollywood illiberals such as George Clooney and Michael Moore made a career of sneering at the ageing Charlton Heston, which was almost enough to make me join the NRA. True, many of Heston's conservative views might be as dated as his movies. But a willingness to take up arms for human freedom is one reason why we still don't live on the planet of the apes.
You almost get it, pal. Not quite, but almost.

"Planet of the Apes" and celebrities?

What a novel concept.

We all know what a deceptive howler monkey Moore is. And that ape Clooney forever "deserves whatever anyone says about him" for this.

I figure most of you will appreciate this:

Cornelius: Well Taylor, we're all fugitives now.
George Taylor: Do you have any weapons, any guns?
Cornelius: The best, but we won't need them.
George Taylor: I'm glad to hear it. I want one anyway.
[Via Dan Gifford]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

one has to give Clooney credit for his acting ability. Look how many people he has believing he is a man.

THAT'S ACTING!