Body Floats in N.J. Canal, Gnawed by Turtles, for Nearly 24 Hours After Police Got CallSo much for Jersey's "Only One" heroes in a half shell...
Dial 911 and decompose?
*-For you youngsters
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
We're the Ony Ones Touché Turtle* Enough
Dial 911 and decompose?
*-For you youngsters
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My wife likes reality shows. She says incidents like this that are a body recovery rather than a rescue would fit the format of "Coroner 911." Motto: "What's yer hurry? He ain't gonna climb out an' walk away."
No, but being it's Jersey, he might DISSOLVE.
Who's next, Lippy the Lion?
Tom Terrific?
I liked Cecil and Beanie too.
:)
We've not featured Lippy nor Tom (or Crabby Appleton or Mighty Manfred) here yet, Jed, but Beanie and Cecil are old friends of WarOnGuns. It's tough explaining how I know this stuff but still don't consider myself a nerd.
And Defender--seeing as how Joisey cops can't get there in time to protect you, the least they can do is get to foresnic evidence before it's eaten by turtles--who knows, maybe that will help them catch a killer and indirectly save a life down the road.
Ah, David. That is funny. Maybe the cops who put the body in the canal don't want the killer to be caught.
Prediction: a body fished from a river and gnawed on by turtles will show up as a story line on a forthcoming CSI.
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