Sunday, June 29, 2008

PETA Will Choose Our Menus for Us

"Jessica Simpson might have a right to wear what she wants, but she doesn't have a right to eat what she wants."
Oh, really?

That must mean I don't, either. Or this guy.

And just what are you going to do about it, Alistair Currie? Pop this out at us?

On the other hand, the lunatic left going after celebrities is always great entertainment.

And that's enough blogging for today. I'm finishing my magazine column on Heller, due tomorrow, but first I have some leftovers from last night's barbecue, so a steak and eggs brunch is in order.

And no, I have nothing against people who make a choice to maintain a vegetarian diet. The operative word, of course, is "choice." Anybody presuming to tell another sovereign individual what they do and do not have a right to eat deserves to be pointed and laughed at, and if they persist, repelled.

12 comments:

opaww said...

I got 2 racks on the Q right now slow cooking over 8 hours. Alistair Currie is more then welcome to bring his alligator mouth and humming bird ass here and try and stop me from eating what I want.

Something about body bags I may be fresh out so he should bring his own.

David Codrea said...

That cracked me up, Opaww--thanks!

opaww said...

It tis my pleasure my brother in arms and the grill if you were here. Them racks are almost ready another half hour

Anonymous said...

They don't want us to hunt, or eat meat in restaurants, or buy meat at the store. Of each of these, which involves greatest animal-ness in an animal's life? Free-range meat taken humanely by the individual who plans to eat it -- or donate it to the hungry.
They want nothing less than total domination. They even demonstrate against meat and FUR in CHINA, where animals often have more rights than people.
Now THAT'S insane.
If they had ever spent a night in nature without shelter, they'd understand better: most of NATURE would eat THEM without hesitation. This ain't Disney World.
By the way, Jessica Simpson just went UP in my estimation.

Anonymous said...

We've had more vandalisms of car dealers' stock here, mostly SUVs. Broken windowsm scratches, some set on fire.
They will decide what we drive, too, without knowing the size of our family, our hauling requirements, or anything else about us.
I think not.
It's all connected. Private property bothers them, whether it's a house in the woods YOU PAID FOR or what you drive to get there. The slackers will never be able to own such, so they feel free to hate it.
The most useful of idiots.

The_Chef said...

I think I'm going to finish eating that cute baby seal that's sitting in my fridge tonight...

Or maybe one of those adorable Deer in the freezer.

Anonymous said...

Just in case anyone's wondering, I now have a standing order with a barbecue joint here in Memphis to FedEx a rack of ribs to PETA headquarters once a week, indefinitely.

I hope they choke on it. (Just because that would be nice and slow.)

Ken said...

Corky's? (Best dry ribs I've had yet....)

Anonymous said...

Sunday's paper says Congressmen who lease cars for use during their term in DC generally go for SUVs, Lexuses, Cadillacs. Hey, PETA!

Ken said...

How do you suppose they'll go about forcing us to eat what they choose? Giant papier-mache heads, or interns wrapped in Saran Wrap?

Sean said...

My list gets ever longer.

Anonymous said...

A freedom website says Critical Mass bicyclists were followed by Atlanta police after their monthly ride/protest.
CM wants people to use bikes as an alternative to fueled vehicles.
So the authorities are starting to lean on the Left as well. Possibly everyone WILL comprehend what's being done.