Three Chinese reporters attending a police briefing on the success of an anti-gun campaign were accidentally shot, media reports say."Only Ones" are the same the world over, aren't they? Then throw some "Authorized Journalists" into the mix, and who knows what wacky mayhem will ensue?
An officer picked up one of the weapons on show - a confiscated home-made gun - but it went off in his hand.
Hey, at least the shooting wasn't "occidental."
And I do apologize for that.
[Via Brian F]
1 comment:
My sense of taste compels me to point out that we can spare ourselves jokes like that by using "negligent" instead of "accidental".
As the master instructor of the pistol class I attended recently said, reminiscing about some of his experiences trying to train Only Ones, "An accident? No, genius, that loud bang you heard happened because your finger pressed the trigger on a loaded weapon...and you hit someone because you were pointing it at him when you did it."
This, also, from the same man:
Q: What's the most dangerous job in law enforcement?
A: Rangemaster.
effin' ay.
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