The discovery of several hot dogs in packages outside Citizens Bank Park brought the bomb squad out and forced the temporary evacuation of the stadium Wednesday evening.Between scary hot dogs in Philly and Lite Brite Mooninites in Boston, let's take a moment to be thankful we have an all-pervasive government to protect us from such horrors--that is, to protect us from ourselves.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Ballpark Franks
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Shame that Monty Python isn't doing farcical comedy these days.
"While investigating the suspicious hot dogs, the bomb squad also detonated what on first glance appeared to be...
A discarded pack of cigarettes...BAM
An old abandoned tennis shoe...BAM
What appears to have been a man's wallet...BAM
And, sadly, a sleeping homeless person who disregarded orders to awaken...BAM
I'll protect myself from food and toys, thank you very much, Mr. Tyrant.
Mmmmmm.... Nathan's... gotta go
Someone needs to save these reports and do a book called, Parasites Gone Wild.
The joke is these morons circle around and they are serious as they could be the whole time. They are really sucked into their own stupidity and have no clue how ridiculous they are to normal folks.
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