Friday, September 19, 2008

We're the Only Ones Picking Up After You Enough

With the help of the department's armorer Ronald L'Ecuyer and Capt. Mark Louney, residents will be able to make an appointment for a Fitchburg police officer to securely pick up an infrequently used weapon in a home with no questions asked.
Because if you'd surrender them to us, you're obviously too incompetent to bring them over all by yourself...

Why am I wondering what that old vampire legend about them not being able to cross a threshold without being invited in has to do with the "Only Ones"--when that is demonstrably untrue?

[Via Nathaniel G]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What a MORON: DeMoura stressed that residents should not touch or handle any weapon. Now he said WEAPON, NOT firearm, so they'd better not handle and rolled up magazines, yard tools, kitchenware, pots & pans, pens & pencils, or even drive a motor vehicle, SINCE THEY CAN ALL BE WEAPONS!

F'ing IDIOT!