We're the Only Ones Spraying Easy Off Enough

Dodge Correctional Institution guard who sprayed nephew-inmate gets off easy in Wisconsin

Just when you thought my groaner titles to these things couldn't get any cheesier...

Nice to see the fine line between criminal and "Only One" is so clear here. Assign someone to guard a relative--now there's some brains. What could possibly go wrong?

[Via David H]