Wednesday, October 22, 2008

We're the Only Ones Vested Enough

The "Thor Shield" was designed for police officers but sure to be more popular amongst protesters and other people who piss off police officers. It uses a layer of foil in the vest to draw the current of the taser, keeping your body nice and jolt-free. That'll really come in handy the next time you foolishly decide to get out of your car to argue with a cop at a traffic stop or decide to protest any of the government's actions.
Wrong.
Thor Shield is only sold to Military and Law Enforcement Agencies
So I guess if you want one, you'll just have to adapt the idea and make one for yourself. Unless that's against the law, too.

I mean think about it: Why should we trust you with a vest? Who do you think you are? An "Only One"?

[Via David H]

5 comments:

me said...

I think I did a quick post on that before...or maybe just commented on a post elsewhere.

In either case I DID point out it's availability to only the connected crowd of those better then us.

jon said...

"Thor Shield is only sold to Military and Law Enforcement Agencies"

actually, that'll come in handy when they're obtained on the black market -- stolen from military or LE closets just like firearms are -- and on the street in the hands of people already quite comfortable with breaking the law.

wait a minute! that's not handy at all!

Anonymous said...

Well, if its any consolation, I never had any intention of tasing any LEO, ever.

Anonymous said...

I have been wanting one of these, and I think their is a HUGE market for it. In this day and age of cops all carrying Tazers, people will be craving such a product.

EVERYBODY knows that police are dangerous and criminally use Tazers every chance they get, and they want protection.


C.H.

SamenoKami said...

Straightarrow, that's mighty decent of you. :)