Animal Farm Redux

One day, as the horse was trotting past the farmhouse during the evening meal, he happened to glance inside the dining room window, and what he saw chilled him to his marrow. There on the table was a steaming lump of charred flesh with an apple stuck in it’s mouth. In horror he recognized the lump as Ham, a recent member of the growing number of missing animals.

There's a children's story that sure to please or enrage, depending on who hears it.