Friday, April 10, 2009

Obama Reaches Out to 'Moderate' Pirate Community

"For too long, America has been too dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community. Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds or fanciful fashion sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates." [More]
That's pretty darn funny right there...

6 comments:

Peter said...

Plunder, scurvy wenches, and pieces of the G8!!

Arrgh!

Anonymous said...

I just wish that the Pirates would play better baseball.
The bird says "Don't count on it"!

Sendarius said...

Trouble is, I read the first couple of lines and thought "What the hell is this Obama idiot up to now?"

OK, I realise NOW that it is satire, but, truly, who would be surprised if it was real?

W W Woodward said...

Put it on his teleprompter. He'd read it and never realize what he'd said.

Defender said...

Obama is a "moderate" too, after all, according to the media. Far-Left is now Moderate Left, Left is Center, Center is Right, and Far-Right Right is off-the-charts insane.

Defender said...

"Pieces of (G-)Eight!" Just got that. GOOD one, Peter!

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