Thursday, April 30, 2009

A Real Non-Starter

Should schools ban starter's pistol?

They don't fire bullets, but deadly symbolism triggers call to keep them out of high school track meets [More]
Oh, for the love of...

I have a better idea, Brian Keaveney. Insert one of these, and when you're ready to start 'em off, simply bear down until you get a loud POP...

Where do these creatures come from?

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4 comments:

defender said...

How timely. A Liberty University professor in Lynchburg, Va., was killed by a line drive to the neck pitching a baseball to a player on the college team. 44 years old, popular with students and faculty alike.
"Avoid sports played with the ball. They are too violent. For exercise I recommend the gun. Let your gun be the constant companion of your walks."
G. Washington.

jon said...

"deadly symbolism."

liberals: they never seem to want to ban war, just guns.

Crotalus said...

Defender, isn't that Thomas Jefferson?

OldEasterner said...

Shouldn't they ban the Javelin?

It's not only a symbol, "It was designed for one thing. To kill at a distance."