Tuesday, May 05, 2009

"No Questions Asked"

$1000 to be spent on buying guns from the public with no questions asked...The only requirement is proof that you are a resident of the City of Abbeville and are of legal age to possess the firearm. [More]
No questions except who you are, how old you are and where we can find you...

I guess somebody dumb enough to let a firearm go for those prices is probably dumb enough to fall for this.

[Via retrotruckman]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am waiting to read of some enterprising individual to wait outside offering a higher price for weapons for resale via legitimate channels.
Implement your gun show loophole here for fun and profit.

Jon said...

SALUTATIONS FRIEND,

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YOURS, SINCERE:
SALIMOVO MUGABI LENATA