Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Help Wanted

NRA FIELD REP needed for South FL. Represent org, raise funds, promote NRA pgms. Freq. travel, OT incl. nights/ wkends reqd. Prev. exp w/ fund-raising, volunteer mgmt req'd. [More]
Funny. I feel like something is missing from the qualifications.

But what?

[Via
Ed M]

7 comments:

Sean said...

Previous exp. with treason a plus, but not required. Ability to have two faces a must. Some back-stabbing required, and illiteracy as regards the Constitution, BOR, et al, needed. POC, Shit for breath with no stature, Virginia, or contact Sen. Chuck Schumer, Sen. Boxer, or Sen. Feinstein, at their bedside, or under the desk, during office hours. An equal opportunity whore employer.

Kent McManigal said...

I don't know. I see nothing missing that I have come to expect from NRA. "Compromise" as in "how much freedom will we hand over this time?"

straightarrow said...

I am with Kent on this. I don't see any qualifications missing from the NRA's perspective. Fundraising experience is the key here.

Sean nailed the personal attributes necessary to be professionally qualified the be an NRA Field Rep. Although, I must admit anyone with all the qualifications Sean listed would most probably be a better fit in the home office.

Anonymous said...

A vote for Obama should be the shoo-in...

Tom said...

must be "pragmatic" about "rights"

j said...

Must be wiling to drop trou and bend over for anyone in the Obongo cabinet, and have ability to write soul-stirring fund-beg letters.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO @ Sean. Brilliant!