Thursday, September 24, 2009

We're the Only Ones Light-Fingered Enough

A former Logansport police officer has pleaded guilty to shoplifting in exchange for a brief jail term and probation. [More]
But at least, thank heavens, the tax cows will get to continue funding his "Only One" pension.

[Via Harvey]

3 comments:

Sean said...

Since he committed multiple thefts, he could probably find work in Pres. Kimbas' administration, as a crime czar. If not, I'm sure ACORN has openings.(orfices)

Ned said...

It's clear that there should be some changes made. For example, to collect a pension, a current or former police officer should have to tow the line and turn square corners like the non-only ones. If one gets convicted of a crime he or she should immediately lose his or her pension. The pension should be tied to behavior and their oaths. Maybe we'd see less of this crap.

straightarrow said...

No Ned, we wouldn't. They'd just steal faster.