Friday, October 02, 2009

We're the Only Ones Acing the Test Enough

The detective, James Sutera, had twice failed the written test to become a detective in the commission’s police division, each time scoring in the 50s, far below the minimum passing grade of 70. He passed on his third attempt with a score of 98. [More]
So why would anyone think he cheated and lied? Don't they realize "Only Ones" are more trustworthy than the rest of us?

And perjury? Don't they realize juries rely on these guys to be more believable than the rest of us every day?

Besides, how dumb would you have to be to get caught? Anyone who can score a 98 would be way too smart for that!

[Via Harvey]

1 comment:

straightarrow said...

There is no chance that Sutera's weren't in keeping with department procedures and policy. We all know this is SOP.