Thursday, October 15, 2009

We're the Only Ones Getting to the Heart of the Matter Enough

San Mateo police detective tripped, accidentally shot man in heart [More]
By virtue of his magic "Only One" status, this idiot is deemed more fit to carry a gun than you or I. And not just any gun, but a submachine gun! You know, a weapon of war designed only to kill as many people as quickly as possible.

And naturally, he:
...will not face criminal charges...
Why, you might ask? Because:
The actions of the San Mateo Police Department were in accord with the operational plan and the actions of Detective Rodenspiel were consistent with the training he received in SWAT operations.
See? Like magic! And it doesn't even matter if we know how the trick was done.

[Via William T]

4 comments:

MamaLiberty said...

[quote]
Rodenspiel exited his car, approached the Mitsubishi, stumbled on the curb and his weapon discharged,
[/quote]

Classic negligent discharge, of course. Safety OFF and finger ON the trigger, obviously. Trip reflex pulls the trigger just like magic...

Yo Rodenspiel - the gun can't "discharge" unless somebody pulls the trigger! That would be YOU, stupid.

And WE all know exactly what would happen to us if WE had such an "accident."

Sean said...

Didn't Olafson get several years for just loaning a rifle to someone, that did the burp-gun-boogie(3 shots) and then jammed? And the rifle didn't even hurt anyone, just the ATFs feelings, that they might not be in CONTROL. Aww, forget anything I might rant about, all we're ever going to do is talk anyway.

Adam said...

I'm no more of a fan of the undocumented unpublished 'official policy' standard for police versus the law everyone else than you are, David, but this seems clean to me. If someone tries to ram me with a car, then I would think I'm in the clear to shoot him. That it happened accidentally certainly indicates some negigence and need for training on firearms safety, but if the guy didn't obey an order to stop trying to run over police officers he would have been shot on purpose anyway. Why in the hell he needs an MP5 to deal with two people when he's got at least 3 police with him is another question. Especially the question of why he gets an MP5 when he has demonstrated lack of safe handling whereas I am barred from even the possibility of owning one even if I jumped through hoops to show my proficiency.

David Codrea said...

Adam, according to this, the negligent (at best) shooting happened after the ramming was over.