Wednesday, May 12, 2010

We're the Only Ones Fabricating Enough

The sergeant, Robert Ralston, claimed that he approached a man on the railroad tracks. The man allegedly pulled out a gun and fired, striking Ralston in the shoulder before fleeing the scene.

Nice story, right? Well, Ralston made up the whole thing. [More]
Gee, if he wanted people to think he was a hero, couldn't he have just reported a smoking car or something...?

[Via Parrothead Jeff]

4 comments:

Longbow said...

Will the nice Police Sergeant be charged with discharging a firearm within the city limits?

Will he be charged with filing a false report?

Will he be charged with lying to an investigator?

Will he be charged with assault, malicious wounding, or attempted murder?

Will he be charged with use of a firearm during the commission of a felony?

Jeepers, what other charges would be piled onto you or me if one of us had done the same thing?

jselvy said...

Trespassing on Railroad Property

Assault on an Officer

Resisting Arrest

There, That's three more charges for you, Longbow

Chris Mallory said...

We had one of our local only ones do this a couple of years ago. He shot himself in the shoulder with a shotgun after shooting up his patrol car. A citizen was given a felony stop, luckily they didn't get shot. The thug did it so he could get disability. Of course the judge gave him shock probation. He has been back to court a couple of times since, for not paying the restitution. Of course he is still out on the street.

Mack said...

The Inquirer had more details.

Ralston will get his pension:

Ralston will not face criminal charges because he was offered immunity from prosecution in exchange for his confession. That means he will most likely receive his pension, Ramsey said.

"It was the only way we could tie this up," Ramsey said of the arrangement.

Ralston's pension has not yet been calculated, but a city official estimated that he would collect about $24,000 annually if he took his pension now.