We're the Only Ones For the Birds Enough

"It's a shame when something like that happens because her intentions were good," Stallings said. "She absolutely needed to rescue it, and a wildlife rehabilitation center would have raised and released it. [More]

Because we're the "Only Ones"...and our function is to tell you what you can and cannot do.

And we're willing to show up with armed enforcers to keep it that way.

Now where's that albino deer we want to kill?

They let no good deed go unpunished, do they?