Tuesday, November 01, 2011

When Corkscrews are Outlawed...

...and evidently it was one of those "assault corkscrews" with no legitimate drinking purpose... [Read]

It happened in Chi-Town, so there was little chance of "gun violence."

Pity, that. The benefits of lead therapy can sometimes work wonders in situations like this one.

[Via Steve T]

1 comment:

Steve said...

The man became enraged when he found out his victims only had Franzia.