Wednesday, November 23, 2011

When Limes Are Outlawed...

And they're those military-style "assault limes," with no legitimate culinary purpose...[Read]

Stupid limeys.

[Via Glocked and Loaded]
Posted by David Codrea at 11/23/2011 10:34:00 AM

8 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

Where can I find a IWB holster for my assault limes. And will assault lemons fit the same holster?

Every time I think I've heard it all, something like this rears it's head. When I first saw the headline I figured they were talking about putting them in a sock and swinging them. Squeezing lime juice into someones eyes as a means of defense, or even offense just sounds so ridicules.

11/23/2011 11:22 AM
Anonymous said...

When limes are outlawed, only outlaws will have Mojitos.

11/23/2011 12:22 PM
Anonymous said...

Today I had to show ID to buy musinex. I work with chemical dependancy, and have heard nothing about musinex, in conection with anything nefarious. I see across the pond the inmates are running the assylem. Same as here. Government does not attract the best and brightest, but give me a break they don't even try anymore. Did they ever?

11/23/2011 1:09 PM
Anonymous said...

I think the world is becoming a stupider place each day.

11/23/2011 1:48 PM
Crotalus (Don't Tread on Me) said...

When limes are outlawed, scurvy will return!

11/23/2011 1:55 PM
Mile 66 said...

And cebiches!

11/23/2011 2:46 PM
Steve said...

Remember, you're dealing with a whole new level of stupid over there. It's not just government, it's the people who have lost all common sense.

11/23/2011 6:48 PM
Toastrider said...

A bit early to be drinking, isn't it...

*checks link*

Oh hell, you're not kidding.

*FACEPALM*

11/24/2011 8:32 AM

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