This snarky Bookman character isn't as witty as he thinks he is. [Read]
I'd like to see him use his smug sense of relevance to the debate on someone willing to slap his cheek or worse, that is, someone who initiates force as a matter of self-interest and without giving it one second of moral evaluation. Such creatures do exist, you know. All over the damn place.
I doubt it would be an NRA member, but possibly hilarity would ensue. Or maybe not.