We're the Only Ones On ICE Enough

His son, also named James Woosley, and live-in girlfriend, Lateisha Rollerson -- both ICE employees -- allegedly ran the scam out of the elder Woosley's two Virginia homes. [More]

Hey, at least they weren't stiffing South American whores.

Or burning up tax dollars treating themselves to Vegas junkets.

Or advocating tactical crucifixions of those they regulate.

Or walking guns.

Or...