Thursday, November 15, 2012

We're the Only Ones Grossly Impositioning Enough

A longtime Akron police officer has been named in a 13-count indictment in connection with alleged pandering sexually oriented material involving a minor, sexual battery, gross sexual imposition and other felonies. [More]
"Longtime" as in "love you long, long time," or "longtime" as in the government has considered him superior in trustworthiness to the rest of us ever since they awarded him that magic talisman 19 years ago?

1 comment:

Robert Fowler said...

Pankonien was placed on leave without pay.

Wow. it's got to be bad when they do that.