Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Because They Work So Well Everywhere Else

Russia asks: How do you stop space objects hitting Earth? [More

I was thinking maybe signs...?
Can't these damn meteors read?

[Via Bear, who suggested Meteor Free Zones and Restraining Orders.]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The oft-forgotten lesson of King Canute.

Armed Texan said...

Perhaps we could pass out Joe Salazar memorial meteor whistles and place blue phones all over the place. Just because you feel like the Earth might be struck by an meteor is no reason to shoot Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck at it.