Friday, March 08, 2013

We're the Only Ones Enormously Gratified Enough

For McGowan, the positive test was her second — and she testified before the commission that she was formerly a “regular” cocaine user, the ruling states. Attempts to reach all the officers last night were unsuccessful.
Their union-paid attorney, Alan Shapiro, called the ruling “enormously gratifying.” [More]
Yet they'll gladly ruin someone else's life.

[Via Jeffersonian]

2 comments:

Chris Corona said...

This has got to be the funniest thing I've read this week:

"Some of them made excuses for their failed tests, including Bridgeforth, who told the commission he may have had false positive tests because he brushed white powder off the seat of his cruiser, which he “assumed was confectionery powder from doughnuts.”

Robert Fowler said...

Chris Corona said... he brushed white powder off the seat of his cruiser, which he “assumed was confectionery powder from doughnuts.”

It's them damn "assault" donuts. "Assault" donuts need to be banned, it's for the chillun after all.