Monday, April 01, 2013

McCarthy Files Restraining Order Against "Creepy" Carrey

Adding another bizarre twist for the depression-plagued exhibitionist in his downward-spiraling career, his former live-in-lover, who left him and then took up residence with someone she describes as "much better endowed," has taken legal steps to keep the dejected comic from contacting her, which ironically, will temporarily prohibit him from owning a gun until a court order is lifted.

"To get 3 a.m. calls and hear him crying 'Jenny!' in a Forest Gump accent, and then seeing him trailing her the next day in her rear view mirror, has given our client cause to fear for her safety," attorneys for the actress told reporters. [More]
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well played Sir!

anhourofwolves said...

Link goes to some postcard site David.
You can't make this shit up. In the dictionary, under the term "Projection" is a mugshot of this gurning imbecile. And somewhere, Charlton Heston is having a hearty chuckle.

anhourofwolves said...

Ya got me! Although with these Hollywood types, nothing seems so far fetched

Anonymous said...

So his squeeze left him for some clown with bigger ones and he's gone off the reservation.

Commit the sorry bastard for therapy and get him off the front page.