Wednesday, May 21, 2014

We're the Only Ones Hot and Venti Enough

I've heard they have "handcrafted beverages" and serve "non-dairy creamers," but this is ridiculous. [More]

Being an "Only One" and all, I wonder if he had one of those guns Starbucks asked the rest of us not to bring in.  When we have them, don't the antis call them "penis substitutes"?

[Via Bear]

3 comments:

Frederick H Watkins said...

I've often wondered what a police officer has to do to be suspended without pay. And he obviously left his "penis substitute" at home.

Mack said...

On the other Hand, Chipotle serves fresh meat. Just saying.

Anonymous said...

Watch out man! You'll put your eye out with that thing!