Thursday, June 05, 2014

We're the Only Ones Buoyant Enough

Handcuffed man falls off Mo. patrol boat, drowns [More]
Sounds like they'll be floating all kinds of excuses as to how a three-buckle life jacket "came off"...

At least they saved Brandon from endangering himself by boating while intoxicated!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Did the deputy put the life vest on over his handcuffed arms? It's impossible for it to have "fallen off" if it was put on correctly. My guess is that it wasn't put on at all.