Tuesday, October 14, 2014

We're the Only Ones Misspeaking Enough

Jeez, buddy, you're not s'posed to tell him, you're just s'posed to do it. [More]

If they can do it to Teodulu, they can do it to you.

[Via danno]

3 comments:

FedUp said...

"Do anything that frightens me, innocent or not, and I'll kill you."

Since those are the official rules of engagement for every police encounter, a few million of times a day, what's wrong with making sure everybody understands the rules by stating them up front?

Mack said...

David, you are really good with movie references, I'm surprised you didn't use the classic lines from Stripes:

Psycho: The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Leon: Ooooooh.

Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

Mack said...

Even better, see here:

Psyco - Lighten up Francis