Thursday, October 08, 2015

How Can You Tell André Carson is Lying?

Man, that's a tough one, especially with convincing arguments like this:

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[Via Mike H]

5 comments:

Eric said...

Hmm, how do you place "strong restrictions" on something without violating the rights you say you are "protecting" Andre???

Shrimp said...

Hmm, hard to spot the lies. If only his lips were moving, then we'd know he was lying.

Personally, I think the biggest lie was either the second sentence or the third. The fourth is provably a lie, as is the fifth. So, those ones are simply there to throw us off. The sixth sentence is an opinion, and while it is obviously wrong, it's hard to say that it's a lie, since it is an opinion.

The seventh is a good bet.

Oh, wait, I found it. It's the closing.

Oh well, he is a congresscritter. What else would one expect but lies?

Walter Zoomie said...

I live in his district. He is a muzzie who rode his grandma's dead coat-tails into office by pandering to the mostly black inhabitants here...just like she did. He voted against the NDAA, but other than that I can't think of much else good he's done.

FedUp said...

As a former law enforcement officer, I was a trained liar before I ever ran for public office...and since my arrival in DC I've become MUCH more experienced at it...

Anonymous said...

If you want to get in Andre's head just ask him about his time at Excise and "why is your personnel file in Carl Brizzi's safe?"