Thursday, November 03, 2016

False Alarm

The Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corps, the country’s elite military force, is sending assets to infiltrate the United States and Europe at the direction of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, according to recent Farsi-language comments from an Iranian military leader. [More]
Impossible. Don't they know how rigorous our security screening is?

Don't worry. Be happy.


1 comment:

Deplorable Bad Cyborg said...

Imagine a mall (an owners mandated firearms free zone), a couple of days before Christmas. Imagine a small squad of guys looking to collect their 72 virgins armed with fully automatic AK-47 variants and a couple of hundred rounds apiece.

Sounds like a great reason to shop online, doesn't it? Me? I haven't been to a mall in literally years.