Monday, July 22, 2019

Commonsense Foxy Loxy Safety Laws

What would guns designed by Henny Pennys look like? Big and heavy, festooned with a padlock, proof all 29 warning labels were read, owner fingerprint keypad, microphone and voice recognition software, chip reader, DNA blood-sample collection needle, video-screen on which to take a required test, google search for any racist, sexist, bigoted, etc. comment ever made on social media, and an automatic call to the FBI for authorization to use the gun. [More]
Don't forget those warning labels also need to be in Spanish, French, Mandarin Chinese, Tagalog...

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