Friday, October 04, 2019

Cut the Mustard or the BS?

[H]er garage keypad and garage door were smeared with mustard, according to three neighbors. [More]
So which kind of lunatic in a position of authority are we dealing with here? A woman scorned screaming "boyfriend loophole," or someone who can't be trusted with a squeeze bottle of French's?

What say we take the guns first, due process later?

[Via bondmen]

1 comment:

Pat H. said...

I'm not ashamed to say, yes, I own mustard, some of which is in squeeze bottles. I'm at the height of my mustard using power, too.