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The man, 60-year-old Donovan Stewart, told CBS Miami that the robber pointed the automatic weapon at him ... [More] 

No, you subject matter incompetents, even CBS didn't claim that. But congratulations on being tools:

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I don't suppose we'll see a retraction/correction anytime soon, or are you guys OK with letting this stand, which raises a whole 'nother characterization of you?

[Via Wynn A]