Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say [More]
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Talk about a true ammosexual, and what a bombshell partner! But why all the hostility against MAPs (Munitions-Attracted Persons)?
Give it a few years and it will become a legitimate "progressive" life choice (is it still a choice or has that changed back again?) and anyone who says different will be canceled as the hater that they are!
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Nearly hit the floor laughing at the 'slipped and fell on it' explanation...yep, and bears don't poop in the woods.
"The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year."
What a coincidence. You could separate an entire immigrant family for that.
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