Lacking in Delivery

Publicola has more on pizza chain disarmament.

San Francisco's Pointless Handgun Ban

But an ordinance that seeks to reduce the murder rate by disarming those owners who are not criminals makes about as much sense as fighting alcoholism by prohibiting beer sales to Mormons.

Policeman's Rifle Goes Off, Kills Teacher

The purpose of the visit was to acquaint the students with the working of the police force, school authorities said.

Then I'd say the visit was a resounding success.

While the policemen were showing their rifles to the students, a rifle accidentally went off, killing Kumar on the spot.

All by itself!

And remember, kids, we're the only ones professional enough...

Thank Goodness This Never Happens Here

One of their key witnesses, Constable Brown testified that on the night of May 7, 2003, he saw SSP Adams planting a nine millimetre pistol and several spent shells inside a room at Kraal in which the four victims were shot.

"Be Cool, Don't Let Guns Rule"

That's the slogan for a gun avoidance conditioning campaign being foisted on public skool kidz by Williamson County, TN, authorities with guns.

As students walk their school halls, they will see a new poster on bulletin boards warning against bringing firearms onto school campuses...Callers to Crime Stoppers can remain anonymous and qualify for a $500 reward...

Posters, slogans, anonymous reporting...why can't I get that line from The Producers out of my head?

Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!

And as long as I'm on a Mel Brooks kick (pity he's an anti), I can't help but visualize Sheriff Ricky Headley being called "Hedy" and screaming back "It's Hedley!"