Friday, May 19, 2017

Relative Sadness

“I feel sad for the people that voted for him,” Crow adds... [More]
I feel sad for people who have to endure a workplace where the headliner only uses one sheet of toilet paper.

It does add a new perspective of revulsion to a familar idiom...

Turning Back the Clock (Boy)

Judge dismisses 'clock boy' lawsuit saying the school didn't discriminate against Ahmed Mohamed when the Muslim teen's teacher called the police because she thought he made a bomb [More]
Even so, the ordeal will teach them to ignore Homeland Security's "If you see something say something" warnings, as well as confirm the dangers of IEDs (Improvised Expoitation Devices).

Feeling Slighted

"Is Tennessee 'Chopped Liver' with the NRA?" [More]
Now c'mon, guys. What other national gun rights group would devote two whole paragraphs of an interview with Bill Frist (purported as highlighting his commitment to RKBA) to discuss the Titans' season prospects?

[Via Ron W]

What Wedge?

In June, a fighter using the nickname Abu Isma'il al-Amriki praised the Orlando nightclub massacre in another video. [More]
All I can figure is, Abu must not read Salon.

'A Carload of Teenagers'

A dispute over a sandwich at a Brockton Dunkin’ Donuts led to an argument and the shots. A carload of teenagers Thursday drove up to the window in the drive-thru and argued about their order with a worker. [More]
I don't suppose putting out a warning and a description to the public to help bring those Archie and Jughead madcaps in outweighs more important considerations...?

News You Can Wipe With

Harvard Study Reveals Huge Extent of Anti-Trump Media Bias [More]
Kind'a like what they do with guns.

"Stellar reporters of CNN" notwithstanding...

But...But...But He's So Forthright about Everything Else...

Did Document Hacked By Russians Say Lynch Would Protect Hillary From FBI Investigation? Comey Refuses To Answer. [More]
Agenda much, Jimmer?

By the Book

"I've never actually needed to use a physical book," Ted Xiao, a graduate student in electrical engineering and computer science at UC Berkeley, told the Los Angeles Times. "I've never checked one out. I can't honestly say I even know how." [More]
One of the reasons college libraries did not want technical books I was offering is librarians told us engineering students were such rare "customers." Legacy WAS lost.

And then there's the SJW factor.

The Morlocks love it when a plan comes together.


[Via Florida Guy]  

I Thought This Never Happened...?

The Dallas County Elections Department has in excess of 700 "Mail-In Ballots" that are directly linked to applications assisted by "Jose Rodriguez," or are suspicious in nature. [More]
Thank goodness none of this has anything to do  with that "single issue"!

[Via Michael G]

We're the Only Ones Meticulously Destructive Enough

Firing up the Gunbusters Firearms Pulverizer, the machine can turn a gun into decimated pieces of steel and plastic in just seven seconds. A 6,000 pound machine, enough to crush a car, provides the meticulous destruction for things that once cause random chaos. [More]
Gee, economic fascism, I mean, a public/private partnership...

They'll always find "capitalists" willing to sell the rope ... or build the ovens.

[Via bondmen]

Rules for Sticking Your Head in the Noose Released

Attorneys working on behalf of the California Rifle and Pistol Association and the Firearms Policy Coalition were able to obtain the proposed 60-page regulatory change on Thursday following public records requests. [More]
"Attorneys for the CRPA and National Rifle Association will be hosting a free live webinar on May 25 at 12-noon pm PT" to explain surrender terms. I guess that way, "I will not comply" malcontents who make us all look bad won't be able to disrupt things.

Lemme know when that online registration system is up and running. I've got something I want to send DOJ "four clear digital photos of."

PopSaccharine

My mom was pretty relaxed during our childhood and only had a few nonnegotiable, never ever going to change, concrete rules. Her biggest: no water guns. [More]
Lauren Levy presumes to be an authority on something she admits she has absolutely no experience with.

Who better for Opposite Day "progressives" to learn from?

Speaking as Professional Multi-Generational Parasite...

What can Brown do to you?
Jerry Brown: California Taxpayers are ‘Freeloaders’ [More]
That's pretty rich coming from a career lamprey who, like his collectivist father before him, spent a lifetime gorging at the public trough. Takes one to know one, eh Moonbeam?

First we had the "Clingers," then we had the "Deplorables." Now we have a new pejorative to embrace.

Freeloaders unite!

[Via Laocoön]

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down


Virgil, quick, come see, there goes Robert E Lee [More]

Curious, though.

I just got an email from  Opposite Day "progressives" supportive of the American Taliban, and they gave me an idea:
For over a century, presidents from both parties have designated national monuments—like the Statue of Liberty ... to preserve our country’s historical, cultural, and natural heritage.
I guess Trump's too embroiled in trying to keep the long knives from sinking in to declare Civil War monuments national monuments?

Let's see what the "intolerant racists and haters" have to say:


If that song doesn't move you, you're in the wrong place.

Sue the Manufacturer!


It can be done if the product is defective. [More]

That's not what the antis would have the ignorant and manipulatable believe though, is it?

A Prohibited Person

The charge carries a potential sentence of between zero and 10 years in prison... [More]
And you know what that means.

Hoist on your own petard, eh, Weenie-boy?