A Piece of the Action

YouTube CAUGHT Red-Handed in Blatant Hypocrisy on DeSantis Masks-Optional Video [More]

Or as Kirk said to Krako:

Who's content providin'? We're content denyin'.

[Via bondmen]

Jojo Krako Media

 “Both of Bongino’s channels have been removed and he will not be able to create a new one in the future, the platform said.” [More]

Who's content providin'? We're content denyin'.

[Via Michael G]

Lawful Gang Murders Up?

 Krasner: Philly doesn’t have a ‘crisis of lawlessness.’ It has a crisis of gun violence [More]

There's a Jojo Krako line in here somewhere...

Who's lawless? We're gun violent! 

 [Via Michael G]

Jojo Krako Thought Control

 Lara Trump, former President Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law and Fox News contributor, reported on Tuesday evening that Facebook banned video from her account featuring the former president speaking and threatened to remove any further content posted “in the voice of Donald Trump” from its platform. [More]

I remember that episode:

Who's content providin'?

We're content restrictin'?

A supposed alternative, DJTUp.com is presenting itself as an "Uncensored Platform Uniting People," and accepting name reservations. Before getting too excited, I'd note that the site is registered by proxy so there is no way to tell who is really behind it, and plenty of trustworthiness doubt is being raised. Between that and the obvious implication that the effort is Trump-related means that I'll give it a pass on volunteering any data to these folks and let those less wary than me be the testers.

As Defined By Us

 Starting next week, when people attempt to Retweet a Tweet with a misleading information label, they will see a prompt directing them to credible information about the topic before they can amplify it. [More]

It's a matter of "civic integrity," you see.

The old Jojo Krako rejoinder: 

Who's content providin'? We're content controllin'!

[Via Mack H]

Jojo Krako RKBA

"It's not a second amendment issue at all. It's just that there are places that maybe should be gun free zones," Garner said. [More]

Who's infringin'?  We're disarmin'.

Right, Jojo?

Jojo Krako Commonsense Safety Laws

This is not about gun control. This is about firearm injury and death prevention. [More]

Who's controllin'? We're preventin'.

Who's interferin'? We're takin' over.

JoJo Krako Due Process

A federal appeals court says police in Connecticut did not violate the rights of an 87-year-old man when officers seized nearly 60 firearms from his home on the belief he was a convicted felon, which it turned out he wasn't. [More]

In other words:

Who's violatin'?
We're takin'!

JoJo Krako Gun Control

Tammy Baldwin: Middleton shooting shows need for gun restrictions 'consistent with the Second Amendment' [More]

Who's infringin'? We're restrictin'.

Besides, nobody needs them fancy heaters.

Bear has more.

The Jojo Krako Honesty Act

Unable to Ban Guns, Lawmakers Want to Weaponize the ATF Against Gun Dealers [More]

Who's bannin'? We're regulatin'.

Right, Jojo?

[Via Jess]

We're the Only Ones Big Brotherly Enough

“I hope people don’t perceive this as ‘Big Brother,’ ” Wichita police Sgt. Kelly O’Brien said.  [More]

No, of course not, Sarge.

We've seen enough Jojo Krako logic around here to anticipate:

Who's Big Brotherin'?

We're improvin' safety.

Especially the all-important "officer safety."

[Via Jeffersonian]

We're the Only Ones Coy Enough

“If there was a stand-down order, they wouldn’t put it on paper — let’s put it that way — because they know in the age of [Freedom of Information Act] requests and stuff like that … it would be a verbal thing,” Giacalone said. “It wouldn’t come down on a tactical plan for sure.” [More]

Jojo Krako policing:

Who's standin' down?

We're notifyin' supervisors!

[Via Mack H]

A Technical and Statutory Decision

So "the ATF can't ban bump stocks without Congress"...? And they went looking for reasons the first time out?

So Marion wasn't being straight about "wink and nod"?

And what now about the genius Jojo Krako move...?

Krako... Paging Jojo Krako

NRA opposes legislation banning bump stocks [More]

Who's legislatin'? We're regulatin'.

[Via Jeffersonian]

We're the Only Ones Takin' Over Enough

Highway Patrol tells troopers to write 2 tickets an hour, but ‘this is not a quota’ [More]

Ah, Jojo Krako logic!

[Via Florida Guy]   

JoJo Krako 'Gun Control'

Who's infringin'? We're prohibitin'. [More]

Who's interferin'? We're takin' over.

We're the Only Ones Expediting Enough

Three retired NYPD officers were among five people arrested as part of the ongoing probe into members of the department expediting gun permits for cash. [More]

I understand they plan on using the Jojo Krako defense:

Who's infringin'?We're expeditin'.

[Via Jess]

JoJo Krako News Control

In their biggest threat yet to conservative media, Democrats on the Federal Election Commission are laying the groundwork to bar companies with even the tiniest foreign ownership from American politics... [More]

See, it says "Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press..."

We're not Congress!

Who's interferin'?

We're takin' over!

The Feds...

We're the Only Ones Riotous Enough

Expecting something, fellas...? [More]

Funny, noting who rules the turf they think the hot spots will be in.  I wonder why that is.

In the spirit of Chubsy-Ubsy and Jojo Krako, don't call it "riot control." Call it "commonsense crowd safety laws."

It's the "progressive" thing to do!

[Via Jeffersonian]

Jingjing Krako

Who's censorin'? We're managin'. [More]

Who's interferin'?  We're takin' over.

Y'all remember Jojo?

How about Jingjing?