We're the Only Ones Riotous Enough

Expecting something, fellas...? [More]

Funny, noting who rules the turf they think the hot spots will be in.  I wonder why that is.

In the spirit of Chubsy-Ubsy and Jojo Krako, don't call it "riot control." Call it "commonsense crowd safety laws."

It's the "progressive" thing to do!

[Via Jeffersonian]

Weasel-Wording with Kasich

No, no, no, I didn't say path to citizenship, I said path to legalization. [Watch]

Besides, who's interferin'? We're takin' over.

Right, Jojo?

That's the prerequisite step to citizenship. What the hell do we see unfolding before our lying eyes with "[t]he Obama administration's efforts to transform the nation's electorate through immigration"?

Once they're in, how would you "legally" stop it  from happening?

What an "assault weapon"-banning fraud. His only "regret" was it wasn't "effective."

Kasich: The choice of The Boston Globe. Yeah, that Boston Globe.

And also the choice of the Lairds of Fairfax.

Yes, Prof. Quigley? You wanted to point something out?

I guess tomorrow we'll see how many stupid Ohio Republicans there are.

Jingjing Krako

Who's censorin'? We're managin'. [More]

Who's interferin'?  We're takin' over.

Y'all remember Jojo?

How about Jingjing?

Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Piers Morgan Paradise

Christian teachers who tell pupils that gay marriages is “wrong” should have anti-terror banning orders used against them, a Tory MP has argued. Mark Spencer has called on Extremism Disruption Orders (EDOs), which were introduced by the Government to crack down on hate preachers and terrorist propagandists, to be used to stop children being taught that same-sex marriage is a sin. [More]

Boy, "conservative" sure is a relative term, isn't it?

But wait, he says, I didn't say they couldn't say that, I just said they couldn't teach that...

You know, Jojo Krako Disruption Orders...

And no. No I wouldn't.

Sherwood and Nottingham, eh...?

[Via Florida Guy]   

This Day in History: March 27

A motion was made by Mr. Bland 2ded. by Mr. Lee to go back to the first part of the report & instead of the words “levy” an impost of 5 PerCt. to substitute the word “collect” an impost &c. It was urged in favor of this motion that the first word imported a Legislative idea, & the latter an executive only, and consequently the latter might be less obnoxious to the States. [More]

Who's levyin'? We're collectin'.

I hadn't realized Jojo Krako rejoinders were that old.

Mike reminds us of another date, and while not part of the original Revolutionary period this feature chronicles, it is nonetheless important to know about and then remember.

Jojo Krako Ammo Control

Who's interferin'?  We're takin' over. -- From "A Piece of the Action": Captain Kirk's response to Iotian gangster boss Jojo Krako's objection that the Prime Directive forbids Federation interference with developing cultures. 

Who's makin' a rule? We're offerin' a framework. -- From ATF, on why their proposed ammo ban is exempt from the Administrative Procedures Act. 

I'll be joining Charles Heller today at 1 p.m. Eastern on "Liberty Watch Radio" to discuss this and more.

If you live in the Tuscon area, you can listen in at KVOI 1030 AM, The Voice.  If not, you can pick up live streaming here.

Iotians for Common Sense Fancy Heater Safety Laws Redux

"It still allows transactions to be made by private parties, neighbors and friends. It just requires the buyer to go to their police department, obtain a transfer permit and then conduct the transaction through a federally licensed dealer.” [More]

Who's interferin'? We're takin' over.

Right, Jojo?

Who are the kapo "sportsmen" supporting it? Why aren't they being raked over the coals as loudly as open carry "extremists" are being?

Paging Jojo Krako

Who's offerin' amnesty? We're reformin'. [More]

Ain't that right, Jojo?

These people sure are adept at weasel-wording and avoiding admitting the inevitable. What liars -- both Walker and the increasingly useful-to-the-establishment Breitbart, which is proving increasingly useless in other vital areas.

Iotians for Common Sense Fancy Heater Safety Laws

Who's controllin'? We're balancin' safety! [More]

The antis have officially adopted the Feds' rejoinder to Jojo Krako as their way of claiming a piece of the action. 

About that "Shall Not Be Infringed" Part...

...ahhh, yeah, see, that says "people," not "persons"... [Watch]

Besides, didn't the Feds already explain that to Jojo Krako?

[Via Benjamin D]

The Squire of Gothos

Maybe it's the Landru kick me 'n Mike have been on of late, compounded with Bloomberg's recent  "Don't call it gun control, call it regulation" protest that reminded me of nothing so much as Captain Kirk's rejoinder to Jojo Krako, but something about yesterday's GRE suggested another Star Trek analogy:

"The documents create a picture of not just a hostile sexual environment but a truly weird one," it observed. "This isn't Clintonesque lunging on Bloomberg's part, but rather, what is alleged here is a broader, more juvenile kind of control."

"Juvenile"?

Like in Trelayne, an alien "child" with more power than he could responsibly wield due to his immature and amoral development?

The same logical grievances apply:

I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose.

 I may just start calling the self-appointed little aristocrat "The Squire of Gothos."

A Piece of the Action

Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg (I) said Sunday that a gun violence campaign he’s launching will be focused on regulation instead of gun control or bans... [More]

Ah, yeah, the old response to JoJo Krako.

Thought you guys had laws. No Infringements.

Who's infringin'?  We're regulatin'.

UPDATE: Workman gets a piece of the action.

Moretti Underground

I'll be checking in with Jo Anne Moretti and JoJo Norton this evening for some candid discussion on guns, freedom and related current events.  The program begins at 6 Eastern and I'll be coming on at 7.

Click here to join us.

Jojo Krako Gun Control

"Some people are under the misconception that we are trying to control possession of firearms and that is so far from the truth." [More]

Yeah. All we're trying to do is say you can't possess them unless we give you permission!

Who's controllin'?  We're takin' over.

The Jojo Krako Defense

The Washington Post liberally borrowed and duplicated material from the Arizona Republic earlier this March... a Post reporter lifted a couple paragraphs...a review of the reporter concluded there were no other examples of plagiarism. [More]

Even though the unnamed reporter (Sari Horwitz!) did it in two articles?

Some of you may remember "A Piece of the Action."


Who's plagiarizin'?

We're borrowin'.

That must be why she apologized and has been suspended?

It's the same Pulitzer Prize winner who teamed up with the guy who figures Mike and I, who broke the story he was feeding off of, were not worth mentioning by name.

The canons of "Authorized Journalism"!

I wonder how much of their anti-gun hit piece series was pl...uh...borrowed from the Brady Playbook?

A Piece of the Action

OK, just so you know, the Army says that the fire team shown in the Reuters photo was not there "enforcing" anything, they were just "supporting."[More]

Or, in the immortal rejoinder to Jojo Krako:

Who's interferin'?

We're takin' over.

Who's Militarizin'?

The Italian government has defended its decision to use soldiers to patrol cities in an effort to curb crime, rejecting criticism that it will "militarise" the streets.

Yeah, why would anyone think that?

For some reason I'm reminded of Captain Kirk's exchange with gangster boss Jojo Krako in the Star Trek episode "A Piece of the Action":

Krako: Thought you guys had laws, no interference.
Kirk: Who's interferin'? We're takin' over.

[Via Zachary G]