Mad Maxie: Jury Road

A college student was sexually molested at LaGuardia Airport by a uniformed TSA agent who demanded she go into a bathroom with him after she got off a flight so she could be searched for a weapon, sources told The Post. The 22-year-old victim, who is Korean, had gotten off a Southwest Airlines flight from Salt Lake City around 8 p.m.Tuesday when the agent, identified as Maxie Oquendo, 40, approached her near the B4 gate of Terminal B. [More]

What do you think? It's not a common name, he works for DHS and he's from the area. Interesting profile picture choice...

Plus he's "friends" with a "TSA Supervisor" who could not make me feel safer, what with bragging about reckless extreme speeding on a public road -- talk about Opposite Day "progressive" transportation security in action!  Nice booty shots and gang poses, too!

[Via Harvey]

Body Shaming

Once they reached an elevator, Lomeli ordered the woman to “show me your full breasts,” and also looked down her pants, before complimenting the passenger on her breasts and telling her she was free to go... [More]

Who does he think he is? Mad Maxie?

[Via bondmen]

We're the Only Ones Immune Enough

Fliers may have a tough time recovering damages for invasive screenings at U.S. airport security checkpoints, after a federal appeals court on Wednesday said screeners are immune from claims under a federal law governing assaults, false arrests and other abuses. [More]

All your junk are belong to us.

Mad Maxie feels vindicated.

[Via William T]

Groping for Answers

The pat-down, done over her clothes, explored her breasts, crotch and buttocks. “I did not imagine that she would ask me a few times to spread my legs wider and in fact touch my vagina four times with the side of her hand,” MacFarlane later wrote in a complaint to the TSA. [More]

Mom'll be glad to hear that.

So will Mad Maxie.

The Better to Grope You with, My Dear

On its website, the TSA says employees “use the back of the hands for pat-downs over sensitive areas of the body. In limited cases, additional screening involving a sensitive area pat-down with the front of the hand may be needed to determine that a threat does not exist.” [More]

More interactive kabuki...

Mom'll be glad to hear that!

So will Mad Maxie!

[Via Mean Betsy]

THREAT AVERTED!

My 91-year-old mother was visiting my sister, who flew her back from Arizona on Monday. Mom had to have knee replacement surgery a while back, and she always so informs TSA when she flies. They still subjected her to the full group grope experience. But hey, I remember the last time radical American nonagenarians took over a plane, so thank God for otherwise unemployable goon vigilance!

Especially with Mad Maxie et al. on the job!

Still, I wonder how our crack guardians of the skies would fare against someone who actually is a threat.

Nice to know the plan is to bring in bunches more unvetted refugees from places that do have a track record...