The Onion Outdoes Itself

George Floyd’s Family Petitions United Nations to Help Disarm Police in the United States [More]

Hey, it won't be my neighborhood that burns.

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We're Just Like You, Except Treasonous

Gifford Gun Grabbers Steal Blazing Sword Emails in Cheap Ploy to Trick Gun Owners [More]

Why not make turnabout fair play and alert FFLs to tell these gunkapos to get the hell out of their store?

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The Shape of Things to Come

'Trump Supporters Targeted' - Gunshot Fired Into Arizona RNC Field Office  [More]

I sure wish you hateful right-wingers would tone down the rhetoric.

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We're the Only Ones Standing Down Enough

Chicago Police Officers Ordered To No Longer Use Force To Disperse Large Gatherings [More]

How is this different from surrendering?  When need the most, they back down? So victims are now officially on their own?

But when they outnumber and outgun it's still cool?

This may actually turn out to be a good thing in a wake-up call kind'a way.

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Koreatown Rules

Business owner defends store with rifles, handguns during Scottsdale looting [More]

They sure fared better than the "progressive" Apple Store, where they don't even like the thought of guns, didn't they?

This reminds me of another jeweler with a vested livelihood interest...

Whereas the corporate stores remind me of these tethered sheep...

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Speaking of Potatoes...

Prince Charles wants furloughed workers to pick fruit and vegetables... [More]

The people are revolting!

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Uniparty BFFs

“I’m proud that both Kyrsten Sinema and I ranked in the top ten for Senate bipartisanship... [More]

You don't say:

Gosh, I wonder how Mark Kelly would rate...

Fortunately, this has nothing to do with that "single issue."  Just ask any national or state gun group.

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Meeting Expectations

FIRED AFTER GIVING ANTI-TYRANT SPEECH, AFTER FIRST BEING CONGRATULATED BY HIS SUPERIORS? [Watch]

No surprise..., especially considering where he was.

Funny how that works.

If anyone knows a sheriff's department looking for someone with his principles, do what you can to get an employment dialog going.

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My Friend the Witch Doctor

"We Sent Them Samples Of A Goat, A Papaya & A Pheasant": Tanzanian President Catches WHO In Epic Lie [More]

Ah, the power of WHOdoo...

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Desperate for a Cause

GoFundMe is currently collecting money for Dallas Salon owner Shelley Luther despite the fact money raised would be outside their own Terms of Service. [More]

The faithless elector strikes again!

#StayAtHome Suprun must be bored following his own advice and desperately looking for something to snitch and bitch about.

Something about "unless such activities are expressly authorized by the appropriate governmental authority" strikes me as exactly backwards of the way things should be.

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We Can Dance if We Want To

The reason why these first responders have so much free time on their hands is because the coronavirus pandemic has not lived up to the hype pushed by the fake news fear machine and the so-called scientific experts. [More]

Plus, heroes live for applause.

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Throwing Good Money After Bad

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti is calling on Congress to provide more federal funding to fight gun violence, which has continued during the COVID-19 hustle. [More]

He's part of this scam.

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Speaking in the Old Tongue

New Jersey desperately needs COBOL Programmers. That’s what the State’s Governor, Phil Murphy, apparently meant today, when he said at a press conference that the State needed volunteers who with “Cobalt” computer skills to help fix 40-year-old-plus unemployment insurance systems that are currently overwhelmed as a result of COVID-19-related job losses. [More]

At 62, Murphy's been around long enough to where that mistake is pretty much inexcusable for someone who had a career in finance. It makes me wonder what else he's faked his way through, along with who he knew, who he blew and who he screwed.

The wife has made a good living as a contractor with COBOL and other archaic skill sets over the last 3+ decades.  It's surprising how many have not transitioned. She'll be wrapping up her current assignment in August. I'll show her this for info, but I ain't moving to New Jersey.

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About That 'Single Issue'...

"Twelve radical Democrats in Arizona have introduced shocking legislation, Senate Bill 1625, which would flagrantly violate the Bill of Rights and American civil liberties. Not only do these extremists seek to disarm citizens, leaving them without the ability to defend their families, themselves, or their property, they also directly attack Arizona jobs and the Arizona economy by seeking to unlawfully ban gun manufacturing in Arizona. [More]

If they don't get what they want now, Rep. Gosar, they'll get it later.

Thank you for being one of the few who understand why.

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Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Piers Morgan Paradise

Bringing “Drag Queen Story Time” for under 5s to a community like Newham is likely to be controversial, and how Muslim parents respond to it is anyone’s guess. [More]

If there's an Allah in Paradise...

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We're the Only Ones Tipped Off Enough

The police told us they had a tip about George but what we soon discovered was the tip to the police came from the Capitol police itself. [Watch]

That's been one of my concerns about snitch programs:

What if you’re a cop and getting a warrant might prove problematic? (It's not like we haven't seen prominent warrant “workarounds” at the highest law enforcement levels recently.) Calling in a tip could reduce a lot of red tape. (And it’s not like corruption up to and including planting guns is unheard of, even in cities with a “Crime Stoppers gun bounty” program.)

The guy handled himself well enough, but as a rule, there's a more advisable way. 

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'A Textbook Example of Tyranny'

So Virginia introduces a bundle of radical laws to destroy 2A rights, militias, sale transfer and registration bills, and the People of Virginia says no, and we're going to vote you all out next term. Virginia government responds by introducing a bill to eliminate voter ID. [More]

Let's hear it for the flag of the commonwealth!

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Did Hell Just Freeze Over?

Or did a CBS station just recommend gifting gun range passes...? [More]

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Democrats Wanted: Inquire Within

Joliet Township Job Ad Asked For Applicants Who ‘Voted In A Democratic Primary Election’ [More]

They have "since removed the requirement"?  How about removing the Democrat employee who used public resources to promote a political agenda in addition to breaking the law?

Who believes this for a second?

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Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Piers Morgan Paradise

Police force stops publishing pictures of seized knives because they might frighten people [More]

Besides, the Thames Valley Police are "not obliged."

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