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Monday, February 15, 2010

We're the Only Ones "Make Me a Sergeant in Charge of the Booze!"* Enough

Sgt. Wilson said the gunman was Jeffrey Grahn, 46, of Boring, a sergeant with the Clackamas County sheriff's office for the past 15 years. [More]
You know, one of the "Only Ones" we can trust to carry guns in eating and drinking establishments.

Just ask the Bradys. They'd be absolutely horrified at the prospect of a citizen being able to drop this badged mad dog in his tracks.

Or better yet, ask this guy. He could use the paid time off.

[Via Michael B]

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Friday, November 06, 2009

We're the Only Ones Upset Enough

The Portland police union lashed out Wednesday against a city commissioner for his recommendation that two officers be suspended without pay in the death of a mentally ill man. [More]
Yeah, I mean, WTF?

Isn't being able to get away with that one of the perks of being an "Only One"?

What the hell kind of politically-motivated witch hunt is this?

You can see them in happier times posing with their trophy here...uh, oops, I mean, here...

[Via Jeffersonian and Michael B]

Friday, September 04, 2009

We're the Only Ones "You've Got Mail" Enough

Schaffer admits that he later sent similar photos (both nude and "partially nude") of himself back to the woman—using, believe it or not, "computer equipment belonging to the Goddard Police Department and the citizens of Goddard, Kansas." The coup de grace? He sent the e-mails when he was on duty. He also tried twice to have the local prosecutor dismiss the charges against the woman. [More]
And his excuse is she sent him pictures too, so he wasn't the only one doing it...?

[Via Michael B]

Thursday, August 06, 2009

We're the Only Ones Getting Charged for Wild Phone Sex Enough

Investigators believe 28-year-old officer Joseph Edward Wild made sexually explicit phone calls on his bureau cell phone to female officers, a teen involved in a rape case, a woman in a domestic violence case and to a 14-year-old girl. [More]
Let your fingers do the walking--"Only Ones"-style.

[Via Michael B]