Saturday, December 02, 2006

We're the Only Ones BET Enough

Six times a week during November, a television show produced by Tempe police aired on the city’s cable channel showing a white police officer telling two black men they could get out of a ticket if they performed a rap...

“You know I’m right. You know why you say I’m right?” Schoville jokes. “Because I’ve got a gun and a badge. I’m always right.”

Word.

Now dance, puppets, dance!

Besides, "it's all in good-natured fun." Just as long as you remember the guy who has the badge and the gun is always right.

[More from "The Only Ones" files...]

We Want You to DIE

U.S. mayors, who have pledged to reduce the criminal use of firearms, continue to ignore the firearm industry’s offer of assistance and cooperation. Instead, the leaders of the mayors’ effort seem more interested in media events than real progress, according to officials of the National Shooting Sports Foundation (NSSF).
Memo to Lawrence Keane:

Go rent the movie "Independence Day."

Go the the scene where the president tries to communicate with the captured alien, to see if there's anything we can do to peaceably coexist.

"What do you want from us?" he asks.

Everybody remember its reply?

Burt Constable and the Mountains on the Moon

David,

Thanks for the dialog. I'm writing about snowballs and such today, but I generally write an anti-gun column every year or two. Please look for them. I stuck my other gun column from 2006 at the end of this note. Thanks.

Sincerely,

Burt Constable

I guess I've been dismissed. Not that he had a snowball's chance in hell of defending his inane assumptions, but we've already established that self-defense ain't Burt's long suit.

The column he attached is hardly worth reproducing here--basically, some NRA members were very nice to him and hosted a day at the range to help him see that gun owners are good and responsible human beings, but it was a waste of their time and effort.

Burt's attitude reminds me of a story I once heard involving Galileo, who on inventing the telescope discovered there were mountains on the Moon. He tried to convince the "authorities" of this, but they refused to look through the telescope because Aristotle taught that celestial bodies were perfect spheres.

It's kind of a paradox, really, but one that shouldn't surprise us any more. Our "leaders" in whatever field--politics, journalism, education, religion--are basically superstitious primitives. I'll take a good, honest heretic over the entire lot of these shamans any day.

A Gun Exchange I Could Support

Etah Allah, 31, who grew up in West Oakland, summed it up nicely.

"I wouldn't give them a sling shot," he said. "In fact, given some of the things that (Axl) Rose has said about black folks, I think I should get a gun for just going to the concert," he said, bringing a laugh from his friends.
I love it.

Toronto Cell Block Locked Down in Ordeal

Toronto police locked down a northeast Toronto neighbourhood, including two elementary schools, after a man was seen with a gun Friday afternoon...

“Because we had information that there may be a gun in the area, we took all safety measures possible”...

The ordeal ended almost as quickly as it started when ETF officers fired tear gas...

“I’m not sure if it was an actual gun or an air weapon or something like that,” he said. “I don’t believe the weapon was ever pointed at anybody and he didn’t use it in any way shape or form.”

An "ordeal." Good Lord. Now imagine how the same situation would be responded to in a free society.

This Day in History: December 2

Legend has it that on the night of December 2, 1777, Philadelphia housewife and nurse Lydia Darragh single-handedly saves the lives of General George Washington and his Continental Army when she overhears the British planning a surprise attack on Washington’s army for the following day.

Friday, December 01, 2006

"If I DID Want to Protect Myself..."

Dear David Codrea,

Thanks for the link to your blog. I've heard from a couple of your readers who sent me the link suggesting that I am sexually inadequate and want to take away the guns of my sexually superior brethren so that we can all be emasculated equals. And yes, I did hear from some less articulate gun owners who say that we need to have guns to keep black men from raping our womenfolk.

OK. So how did that old lady having a gun improve her situation? That is the only point I made about her situation. So tell me how she was better off because she had her .22.

It's irresponsible for me to keep a gun for home protection as I have children who should not be entrusted with life-and-death decisions. But if I did want to protect myself, I'd have a shotgun that would increase my odds of hitting an intruder and decrease my odds of killing some child in the apartment next door. And I certainly wouldn't mindlessly defend people who want military weapons that aren't good for hunting or home protection.

In the situation you mentioned, would you have been better off if more people had been carrying guns? Had I stumbled upon the scene and saw you brandishing a gun at some fleeing young people, would I have the right to assume you are a threat and pull out my gun. Might a call to 9-1-1 have had a similar effect?

The NRA is not about "rifles." It is a shill for the gun manufacturers who are willing to use fear as the fuel to market guns.

Thanks for the dialog.

Sincerely,

Burt Constable
Dear Burt Constable,

The point you're missing is that one of the roles traditionally assumed by American males is that of protector--of themselves, their families and their communities. By your own words, you declare yourself hopelessly inadequate to the task. And nice try playing the race card--it's not we Second Amendment activists disparaging the right of all peaceable people to keep and bear arms--it's you. Still, should someone of any color decide to rape your "womenfolk," exactly what would you be prepared to do about it?

And no, that's not "the only point" you were making. Your lead sentence:
A handgun is not some useful tool that offers its owner safety and piece of mind
extrapolates a specific anecdote into a generality, and then you call in Joan Burbick to bolster that thesis at the national level. So try that sleight of mind on someone who's not watching.

No one has ever claimed that a gun will always help in all specific instances--particularly when massive police criminality is involved. That would just be foolish. But so, too, is taking one specific case and applying it to all potentialities, and the fact remains--which you have avoided responding to--guns in private hands are used to save lives and deter violence, and removing them from private hands enables predators.

It's irresponsible for you not to keep a gun in the home. Your thesis here is that all homes with children must be defenseless. That, of course, is exactly backwards. The most precious lives, the ones that trust us for everything, are the ones we have the greatest responsibility to protect. Children can be taught to safely coexist with firearms. Millions do. It's all a matter of age-appropriate training, and of course, responsible parenting. It's the anomalies that get the headlines.

Your most telling statement is "If I did want to protect myself..."

What the hell? But then, it's clear you don't. You're not up to the responsibility.

As for your choice of theoretical home defense tool, yeah, shotguns can work well under certain situations, but there's no reason for a trained person to decrease their chances of survival by limiting their tactical options. And you may not "mindlessly defend" people who wish to use "military weapons that aren't good for hunting or home protection," but that statement is pretty mindless in its own right. First, you're falling right into Josh Sugarmann's plot to deceive the ignorant and weak-minded by confusing semiautomatic firearms with full-blown machine guns, but secondly--what in the world are your qualifications for offering such an assessment? Would you like to try shotgun vs "assault weapon" in a "home protection" situation and test your theory? And since when is the Second Amendment about hunting?

As for the dgu situation I related, I have no doubt I made the right choices that night. Your second-guessing and dithering, and (Jesus, did you really recommend this?) Dialing 911 is just a hoot.

It's obvious, Burt, you've been indoctrinated with sound bites and have neither the curiosity nor the intellectual honesty to examine what are, in fact, superstitions you've bought into. But that won't stop you from passing yourself off to your readers as an informed and authoritative voice to be heeded, which is their problem--and yours. Because those of us who know better consider you a fraud--and not a very skillful one at that.

Still, I'd like to leave you with one last challenge.

Go rent the movie "In Cold Blood." Gather the family around so they can watch it with you. You can stop after the scene where the killers have bound and executed the helpless Clutter family, and then explain to everyone why the Daddy was powerless to protect any of them so that the bad men could execute them all.

And I'll even save you the need to give everyone excuses about safety, and guns and kids, and all the other reasons why you have chosen to be disarmed, which as Machiavelli observed, is "to be contemptible." Simply hold their hands, look them in the eye and say:
Mommy won't let me.
And if you really want to assert your prowess, you can promise to hit any home intruders with Joan Burbick's book.

Yeah, Burt. Thanks for the dialog.

Sincerely,

David Codrea

RELATED:
"Kathryn Johnston's Gun to Blame for Her Death"
"Burt Constable Replies"

We're the Only Ones Outraged Enough

Fairfax County police officials want to suspend for three weeks without pay the officer who accidentally shot and killed Salvatore J. Culosi, an unarmed optometrist being investigated for sports gambling, according to an internal affairs report.

The punishment recommended for Officer Deval V. Bullock in the shooting, which occurred in January, has outraged fellow officers, who said it is too harsh...

"The discipline is very disproportionate to prior [shooting] cases," said Officer Marshall Thielen, president of the Fairfax police officers union.
So if someone "accidentally" shot and killed one of your loved ones, Marshall, you'd be out there saying a three week suspension is "too harsh"?

And this is "disproportionate"? You mean they consider the lives of We the People to be worth less than that? At least we know the value "The Only Ones" place on us.

[Via Benson]

We're NOT the Only Ones 2

Baltimore city police are looking for four gunmen who posed as police officers to force their way into a home downtown.
You might want to print this story out and stash it somewhere safe--just in case you ever need a legal defense for your response to a no-knock home invasion. It's perfectly reasonable to assume people entering your house violently intend to do violence, and this may help convince a jury that just because someone identifies themselves as an "Only One" doesn't make it so.

Also see: "We're NOT the Only Ones"

[From a Comment by Hairy Hobbit]

This Day in History: December 1

General George Washington’s army settles into a second season at Morristown, New Jersey, on this day in 1779. Washington’s personal circumstances improved dramatically as he moved into the Ford Mansion and was able to conduct his military business in the style of a proper 18th-century gentleman. However, the worst winter of the 1700s coupled with the collapse of the colonial economy ensured misery for Washington’s underfed, poorly clothed and unpaid troops as they struggled for the next two months to construct their 1,000-plus “log-house city” from 600 acres of New Jersey woodland.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Burt Constable Replies

I just received the following email in response to this post:
Dear David Codrea,

Thanks for the link. I love the theory that I am sexually inadequate as a male and that is why I want to take away your gun. I'm just curious. What size gun did you determine that you need?

Sincerely,

Burt Constable
My reply:

Dear Burt Constable,

That's really a function of what I intend to use it for. For concealed carry, my pistol of choice is actually quite small. The largest handgun I own has a 7 ½"” barrel--not the best choice for concealment, but invaluable as an open-holstered sidearm in wilderness areas. And, incidentally, I had to brandish it, once, almost 20 years ago. I credit that action with probably saving my life and that of my family, and everything was resolved peaceably, that is, with multiple aggressors fleeing and without a shot being fired. Credible, peer-reviewed studies, particularly by Kleck, but also by the US DoJ, prove that such defensive gun uses with such outcomes are not that rare an occurrence.

Anyway, it'’s not my theory, just one I found interesting--—and incidentally--—the Julia Gorin essay said nothing about size, so that'’s your fixation. My theory is that you'’re just another in a long line of boringly unoriginal, subversive and childish hacks who don't understand their subject matter, but insist on making public spectacles of themselves anyway. Your reading public deserves better than that, particularly since it is their rights you so smugly and ignorantly disparage.

If you're interested in challenging your own prejudices and preconceptions, I suggest starting here:
http://waronguns.blogspot.com/2006/09/can-gun-control-reduce-violence.html

Not that I think you will.

Sincerely,

David Codrea

PS: I will repro this letter and your initial reply (and any subsequent replies) on my blog. You might be interested in the original post:
http://waronguns.blogspot.com/2006/11/kathryn-johnstons-gun-to-blame-for-her.html

We're the Only Ones Fightin' Irish Enough

Two senior gardaĆ­ were sacked today following a drunken brawl while on armed protection at the United States Embassy in Dublin.
So Paddy says to Mike "Not to me, but it happened to me sister..."

[More from "The Only Ones" files...]

[Via Cousin G]

What Paul IS Talking About

We're not talking about banning or confiscating guns that people buy and own for hunting, collecting, or personal protection.
What guns are you talking about confiscating, you miserable traitor?

And how many Americans are you willing to have imprisoned or killed to make it happen?

[Via Cousin G]

We're the Only Ones Going to the Dogs Enough

TWO policemen have not been prosecuted for shooting a dog after tying it to a tree...But police last night said the officers had been subjected only to "internal disciplinary action". The first officer fired at the family pet from close range but missed.

A shot from the second officer passed through the dog's neck - depriving it of the ability to bark - and cut the rope...

The incident happened after police in an unnamed "remote locality" went to a house to arrest a man's son on an outstanding warrant.

A struggle started and the family dog bit one of the officers. The police decided the dog was a "vicious animal" and should be put down.
It certainly sounds like these two thugs would recognize a vicious animal that should be put down when they see one. This brings me to an interesting question: would lethal force be morally justified to defend the life of a pet?

I say "yes." Without question.

[More from "The Only Ones" files...]

This Day in History: November 30

On this day in 1776, Admiral Richard Howe and General William Howe, "the King's Commissioners for restoring Peace," issue a proclamation from New York City, promising pardon to those who will within 60 days subscribe to a declaration that they will desist from "Treasonable Actings and Doings."

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

We're the Only Ones Protective Enough

The armed criminals walked in, held up the cashier and then noticed a U.S. Capitol police captain who happened to be there.

Investigators said they took his badge and gun and then ran away.
"The Only Ones" can't even protect themselves, but we're supposed to believe they can protect us...?

We're the Only Ones Charged Enough

Ericsson is charged with two counts of grand theft by possession of stolen items. Both charges are connected with former Idaho Falls prosecutor Kimball Mason.
This guy's attitude plays right into our recurring theme here:
I’m the only one being charged. I think that says something right there.
Yes it does. And I couldn't have said it better myself.

[Via Cousin G]

Kathryn Johnston's Gun to Blame for Her Death

A handgun is not some useful tool that offers its owner safety and piece of mind. If it were, a gun-toting old lady in Atlanta would have survived Thanksgiving... Had she been without her precious gun, she’d no doubt be alive today.
One lying Constable shills for other lying constables.

Actually, I'm surprised it took the "it's her gun's fault" thesis this long to ooze to the surface.

What a disgusting and contemptible excuse for a man. No wonder he runs behind the skir...uh...slacks of a woman who is hostile to men--particularly the gun-owning kind, to bolster his snotty self-loathing.

He's obviously trolling for angry emails, presumably so he can show his editor how important he is--and he's counting on most of them being expressed in ways that "sophisticates" can feel superior to. If you're inclined to write but don't want to play his game, allow me to make a suggestion: Just send him the link to "The Anti-Gun Male" (http://www.gunowners.org/wv36.htm) with no other comment.

[Via HZ]

This Day in History: November 29

On this day in 1775, the Second Continental Congress, meeting in Philadelphia, establishes a Committee of Secret Correspondence. The committee’s goal was to provide European nations with a Patriot interpretation of events in Britain’s North American colonies, in the hope of soliciting aid for the American war effort.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Getting the NRA Facts Straight

[T]he National Rifle Association continues to lead the way in protecting not only the Second Amendment rights of law-abiding Americans, but also our long-standing hunting heritage.

Anyone who argues differently doesn't have their facts straight.
I don't know about hunting heritage, Mr. Cox. But when it comes to the Second Amendment, I've asked NRA repeatedly to explain how its positions are consistent with the Second Amendment when it gives political endorsements and underserved A-ratings to known gun grabbers, when it endorses "gun free school zones", when it calls for "enforcing existing gun laws," and lauds federal usurpations of power such as "Project Exile."

I do find it interesting when you say you protect the "rights of law-abiding Americans," it gives you an "out" from concerning yourself with Americans who defy and resist unconstitutional edicts that restrict or prohibit their right to keep and bear arms.

Rather than engaging with a life member posing legitmate questions, you and your organization choose to ignore and not respond. I understand it's a numbers game, and it does not serve your purposes to acknowlege these challenges. That's OK. I've seen more and more gun owners wising up to you guys over the years. That trend isn't reversing.

It's not a choice between AHSA and NRA, folks, between whose brand of "gun control" we find more palatable. That's a false alternative, a tail-chaser, and more importantly, a diversion of time, energy, resources and focus.