Thursday, June 26, 2008

Return of the Jedi

Lucas did, however, have one definitive answer: Barack Obama would most certainly be a Jedi. “I would say that’s reasonably obvious,” he said.

Well, the guy does know Jedi mind tricks, and he is nitwit George's hero...

Whew, comments are getting brutal:

American Idol

The idea of sending an idol of Hanuman dawned on him after friends in the United States mentioned a “prominent American politician who carried a miniature Hanuman idol in his pocket for luck,” Mr. Bhama said speaking on the first day of the ceremony on Tuesday.
That's our Lightworker!

I'd like to send him a graven image, too, but I can't decide between Ba'al, Dagon or a Golden Calf...

I know he's already got one of these...

Lies, Damned Lies and Spotty Statistics

100-square-miles...680,000 residents...80 and 150 gunfire incidents...60 to 80 percent...thirty-five percent...221% more gunfire incidents than reported by citizens...two minutes and fifteen seconds faster...700,000 citizens protected...Series D equity funding totaling $7.5 million...deployed in 30 cities...

You know what number is missing from all this?

"One."

As in "one crime solved" or "one shooting prevented" that is verifiably attributable to SpotShotter.

What a waste of resources. But I'm sure somebody's making money. Not that I would imply urban government officials approving such purchases haven't historically exhibited the highest ethical standards...

AHSA MEMBERSHIP PLUMMETS!

Down from 25,000 to 1,000 in Less than Two Months!

Pushed hard by skeptical writers in the audience, Schoenke declined to say how many members AHSA had, but said that more than a thousand members paid membership dues in the past year.
But...but...but it was just mid-May when Annette John-Hall told us:
Vernick's opinion is shared by the 25,000 members of the American Hunters and Shooters Association, a new organization created to bring reason back to the gun issue.
And her source was none other than that font of veracity, Judas Bob!

And let's not forget that Bill Schneider has had ample information provided to him to know the truth about AHSA, including from his reader comments.

So many credible people! Who can we believe?

Wading Through Tyranny

A Queens dad trying to beat the heat at Rockaway Beach was arrested and hauled off in handcuffs - while his family and friends looked on - for wading ankle-deep, into the water.

Let me get this straight--it wasn't safe because all the Aqua Teen "Only Ones" were still in school?

But...but...what could "authorities" have done?

Oh, gee, I don't know...


If only average people were competent enough to wade. Thank goodness we have water control laws, and public servants to enforce them! And if you and I can't be trusted with the substance that covers 2/3 of the planet's surface, wouldn't it be insane to let us get our hands on guns?

Just remember: They hate us because we're free!

I wonder what the cops would have done if a fed up citizen, sick and tired of all the stupid rules and being told what to do, had waded in and joined the man, followed by another and then another...?

That could be an interesting metaphor. I wonder who would be the ones to find themselves up to their necks in it, and ultimately in over their heads?

Welcome to the Monkey House

Spanish parliament to extend rights to apes...
Well, then, there's no real reason why we shouldn't be seeing this:


When asked for comment, Koko and Bobo threw feces and bit their trainer. Which, when you think of the gall of these rulers, and what this must say about their opinion of their subjects, is actually an appropriate response.

The Barrett Solution

Schwarzenegger Banned from Local Cigar Shop

Good for them.

I once bought cigars from that shop on a business trip to Sacramento--I wish now I'd taken the time to strike up a conversation.

Sure be nice if gun and ammo manufacturers would follow the lead of businesses like Tower Pipe & Cigars and Barrett Rifles.

I can't help but wonder if "green" Arnold uses space heaters to keep his balcony smoking tent tolerable in the winter months, or if he and his cronies huddle in the cold like smokers at private California establishments are forced to do.

Sympathy for the Lightworker*

Obama Moves To Reintroduce Himself to Voters
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste...

*

Thug Mike

Jurors heard wiretaps of McGee, including one where he called himself “Thug Mike.”
Welcome to the Third World kleptocracy of Milwaukee, which runs itself pretty much like Detroit, Chicago, Philadelphia, Mogadishu...
You can get the complete lowdown on complete lowdown Alderman Mike McGee here.

Naturally, with criminals running the place, the non-criminals paying for everything, that is, the victims, may not bear arms.

And naturally, Thug Mike is a great fan of "gun buybacks," which makes sense when you recall that gun buybacks create crime.

Further evidence of the success of the shakedown effort by the city against its citizens can be found in this new development:
Milwaukee police officers participating in a privately funded anti-crime program targeting part of the city's south side began conducting additional foot and bike patrols today, according to a news release from Ald. Bob Donovan.

District 6 police officers will volunteer to patrol one of five zones within the target area, ideally on foot or a bicycle, and will be paid overtime for doing so with funds donated to Operation Impact by Milwaukee businesses and foundations, Donovan said while unveiling the program earlier this month.
"Operation Impact." Apt name for a protection racket that basically tells business owners they haven't been paying enough.

Nice place you got here. Shame if something happened to it...

The Inevitable "I'll be Damned" Moment

“All the horror stories I thought would come to pass didn't happen.”

A nice compilation of quotes from people in law enforcement who came to accept reality...

[Overwhelmed lately--if I owe someone a tip credit, I apologize]

This Day in History: June 26

This space reserved for Supreme Court announcement. You can access LiveBlog here.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I'm Not Sure What Would Have Worked Better Here...

...rules prohibiting guns on premises, or laws allowing employees to keep guns locked up in their cars.

Since nobody is discussing doing what you think is right regardless of any rules and keeping your mouth shut about it, I guess that's not an option.

Besides, I'm sure you couldn't get a permit for that.

Not Today

At the close of Wednesday’s public session, Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr., announced that the Court will issue all remaining decisions for the Term at 10 a.m. Thursday. The test case on whether the Second Amendment protects an individual right to possess a gun is among those remaining (District of Columbia v. Heller, 07-290).
All I can guess at is they're wrangling over scrutiny level...

Freedom's Just Another Word

An American pastor walked free Tuesday after spending almost five months in a Russian jail for bringing hunting-rifle ammunition into the country.
No, not quite free.

If everything works out according to plan, he should now be a "prohibited person," ineligible to ever touch a firearm again.

At least that's what the "Vote Freedom First President's" lawyers have argued in the past.

Too bad for the pastor that he wasn't a rich and famous anti-gun actor instead of just an ordinary citizen like you and me.

We're the Only Ones Straw Purchasing Enough

The private military company Blackwater has found an unusual way to skirt federal laws that prohibit private parties from buying automatic weapons. Blackwater bought 17 Romanian AK-47s and 17 Bushmasters, gave ownership of the guns to the Camden County sheriff and keeps most of the guns at Blackwater's armory in Moyock.
Hey, at least they fully wrote out "Yes" and "No" on the transfer documents, so there was nothing "willful" about this.

[Via Cigar Rollers]

No Hope for Steffey

A Stark county grand jury has found no probable cause that county deputies committed any criminal wrongdoing while arresting Hope Steffey.

As many as 7 male and female deputies forcibly removed Steffey's clothes inside a Stark County jail cell and left her completely naked for 6 hours.
Yeah, really.

How can we expect "The Only Ones" to do their jobs and protect us if we bind their hands and subject them to such intrusive scrutiny?

Besides, why should a grand jury have to see videos to make their decision? We've already established who owns our bodies.

[Via AndreD from Rad Geek]

We're the Only Ones Discriminating Enough

A federal jury in Boston today awarded $150,000 to an assistant US marshal after concluding that Anthony Dichio, the former marshal for Massachusetts, retaliated against her at work because she filed a sex discrimination complaint against him.
I know what it's like to have a US marshal retaliate against you, sweetie, but I never thought of the sex angle, even though it felt like an attempted rape.

And oh, gee whiz:
US Attorney Michael J. Sullivan recused his office, praised the jurors as "conscientious" but declined to comment further.
Aw, c'mon, Mikeus Maximus. Won't you at least tell us if it was a "willful violation"?

There is No Such Thing as Gun Control

Jennifer Freeman of Liberty Belles explains why.

I also see from their email that Version 5.0 of Gun Facts is now online.

"Castle Doctrine" in Israel

The Knesset Constitution, Law and Justice Committee on Wednesday approved in second and third readings a broad version of the "Shai Dromi Bill," which absolves from criminal responsibility anyone who kills or injures an intruder in his home, business or farm.
Cycjec writes:
[A]nd we'll fight them with slingshots...because we don't have anything else, as Winston Churchill didn't remark after the beach speech. Israel does not have a real 2nd Amendment, one needs a permit even for privately owned weapons (Haven't located a recent English language cite for this online.)

Earlier reports in e.g. the Jerusalem Post noted "police opposition. Israel has *never* had police departments as once understood(delegation without surrender of one's right of self defense,maintained and supported at the local level. Think back to the ancient "Support Your Local Police" campaigns, if you can remember that. I did see one such placard in NYC as late as the 1980s)

It has a unitary force commanded by IIRC the national government,and as such is susceptible to that government's politics and policies. It needs only to be said that recent "actions" at e.g. Amona by the "Yassamniks" as they are now popularly called was just like current "LEO" actions at NOLA (if not somewhat worse)
Microbalrog gives us further analysis of what this does and doesn't mean.

We're the Only Ones Pre-Employment Screened Enough

"He had credentials. He had a badge. He had a phone number to call for verification," said Gerald Mayor Otis Schulte. "I don't know what else we could have done."
Oh, gee, I don't know, Otis. Not being a highly qualified "Only One," I can only hazard a guess.

Say, you're not the same one from "The Andy Griffith Show," are you?

[Via c.tone]