I Went to the Animal Fair

You might want some background music for this.

A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper. [More]

That's possibly the best lede ever.

Let's Make a Deal

Hillary's problems will be contained by FBI/DOJ, and the dirt she has on Obama will stay buried. [More]

We're the Only Ones Bound for Glory Enough

When those men arrived at the house, Cerna would perform oral sex on them through a hole in a wall and record the activity. The men believed they were receiving oral sex from a woman. [More]

Looks like we have a Russell Vanderwerf Award finalist. I wonder what the trophy should look like...?

[Via bondmen]

We're the Only Ones Unluxurious Enough

Florida City police spokesman Officer Ken Armenteros defended the officer’s actions. “We don’t have the luxury of hind sight,” Armenteros told WPLG. “We have to use the information that is given to us in a split second. So, the officer has to make that decision with the information that he has available.” [More]

Seems they could apply that rationalization to more than dogs.

And do.

[Via bondmen]

In a Nutshell

Yep, it pretty much boils down to "No. Your move," with a little bit of "I'm your Huckleberry" thrown in for good measure. [More]

[Via bondmen]

No More Waffling

A restaurant employee expressed gratitude for the customer’s action. “He saved us, that’s what he did.” [More]

So, Waffle House Corporate --  Got anything to say?

You could ask 'em.

I just did.

[Via Steve T] 

Captain's Log

• Kings of the Mountain
• Single Issue Suicide
• Notes

Flip These "Principles"

Senator Feinstein and her husband stand to make a fortune, estimated at between $950 million and $1.1 billion from these transactions. His company is the sole real estate agent on the sale! CRI will be making a minimum of 2% and as much as 6% commission on each and every sale. All of the properties that are being sold are all fully paid for. They were purchased with U.S. taxpayers dollars.  [More]

So if they'll no longer be post offices, does that mean DiFi is helping reduce the number of "gun free zones" as long as she profits...?

[Via Florida Guy]   

A Statistical Dilemma

The damn facts won't cooperate!!! [More]

Testing Our Strong Beliefs

Does he also believe strongly in Gun-Free Homes?

[Via William T]

Back to the Future

You Tell Us: What Does 2045 Look Like? [More]

Probably a cross between this and this...

And with Opposite Day "progressives" calling the shots, maybe this.

Demand-Side Economics

“We know for a fact our guns got shipped up to Chicago,” said Nelson. [More]

That was my first thought on reading the headline.

I wonder how many NRA members and Republicans were involved in the break-ins...?

Whatever, I Do What I Want

A Saudi Arabian prince is accused by three female staffers of acting like a bizarre party boy — engaging in a gay-sex act in front of them, threatening a woman’s life, demanding that an assistant fart in his face while others watched and declaring, “I am a prince and I do what I want,” according to a report. [More]

WarOnGuns has obtained exclusive video footage:

An Open Mind

I don’t care what you tell me. I’m blaming the National Rifle Association, its supporters, its law-making lackeys and anyone else who has promoted the idea we should all be paranoid gun-carriers... [More]

Yes, by all means, let's have that "national conversation on guns"...

Ellison’s ‘Extremism’ Charge Deflects from Own Subversive Affiliations

And when the revolution comes,We’ll kill you all with knives and guns...[More]

And we're the haters and extremists...

Nothing in Common

What do adult sex toys and a loaded Glock 9mm pistol have in common? [More]

I'm sure the same diseased "progressive" minds that always seem so obsessed with guns and phalluses will tell us.

Gannett again...

Maybe being so preoccupied is a requirement for being an editor there.

[Via Michael G]

Sensible Conservatism

The full-throttle selling out of America and guaranteeing the demise of conservatism in politics is "sensible" and "deserves respect"? [More]

In which Bizarro Universe...?

[Via Mack H]

Gunfight at the Not-OK Corral

There is no excuse for this. None. It wasn't an accident, it was criminal negligence, and deserving of harsh civil penalties as well. [More]

[Via cydl]

Off to a Great Start

The news of Black Lives Matter’s alliance with gun control groups comes as Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti was forced to flee a town hall meeting Monday evening when Black Lives Matter protestors rushed the podium. They later prevented his police escort from leaving. [More]

So the solution for their discontent is to make sure Garcetti's Praetorians are the "Only Ones" with guns?  That doesn't strike anyone as ... are we allowed to say "retarded" anymore?

For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, I'm not looking for the love to last...

Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!

Mike notices an unintended great service. [More]

When will Fairfax?